Monotone meals

topic posted Tue, May 17, 2005 - 9:43 PM by  Jeanie
I like to eat meals that are all one color. Today I am wearing an orange tshirt and eating kraft macaroni, some carrot sticks and drinking orange juice.
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Jeanie
SF Bay Area
  • Re: Monotone meals

    Wed, May 18, 2005 - 9:06 AM
    keep one pea, on a napkin bside your plate. Eat that pea exactly halfway through your meal and you will create a new parallel universe.
    It's true.
    • Re: Monotone meals

      Wed, May 18, 2005 - 11:59 AM
      I generally go for the unparallel universi.

      I try and remeber to tie a rope around my middle when I crawl out the window of reality so I don't get confused and come back to a different universe, because, well that just sucks.

      I really hate the realities where people break into song when things go wrong.
      • Re: Monotone meals

        Wed, May 18, 2005 - 12:12 PM
        I have just come from a parallel parking universe. There are frogs there that oversee all the monochromatic occupants.

        Everything is dusted with vitamins and eaten whole, but there is no songs to highten dramatic tension.

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