<mirror>:It is is the one who has the ability to transform into a rubber biscuit.
<me>is this biscuit buttermilk?
<mirror>it does not matter. it is made of rubber.
<me> if it was a rubber buttermilk biscuit, it would really narrow the possibilities down. i know person who can turn themselves into a rubber buttermilk biscuit.
<mirror> you lie. i see through your disguise. you are only a mitchell walker the III impersonator. i will never reveal who is the overlord of all that which is phat.
<me>well can you at least tell me who is the purveyor of all that which is fat?
<mirror>yes, but first you must listen to my sad tale. Thousands of years ago before Whitney Houston discovered crack cocaine and in time when midgets were made of ear wax and flew in giant flying porkchops named Mervis.
<me> were they all named Mervis?
<mirror> no they were all collectively known as Mervis. They were individually known as Susan...........................
that was when I learned that all the power of the universe resides in cans of potted meat.
<me>is this biscuit buttermilk?
<mirror>it does not matter. it is made of rubber.
<me> if it was a rubber buttermilk biscuit, it would really narrow the possibilities down. i know person who can turn themselves into a rubber buttermilk biscuit.
<mirror> you lie. i see through your disguise. you are only a mitchell walker the III impersonator. i will never reveal who is the overlord of all that which is phat.
<me>well can you at least tell me who is the purveyor of all that which is fat?
<mirror>yes, but first you must listen to my sad tale. Thousands of years ago before Whitney Houston discovered crack cocaine and in time when midgets were made of ear wax and flew in giant flying porkchops named Mervis.
<me> were they all named Mervis?
<mirror> no they were all collectively known as Mervis. They were individually known as Susan...........................
that was when I learned that all the power of the universe resides in cans of potted meat.
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Wed, July 13, 2005 - 10:32 AMslightly used potted meat -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Wed, July 13, 2005 - 1:24 PMWait, who gave you a wall to hang that mirror? -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Wed, July 13, 2005 - 1:28 PMThe wall came with the bare faced tamarin. It was a package deal. -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Wed, July 13, 2005 - 8:40 PM~I like to bite down hard on rubber. If it's made with buttermilk all the better. -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Wed, July 13, 2005 - 8:49 PMIt's a good thing I am fixed.
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Thu, July 14, 2005 - 6:54 PMHalf an apple is far more useful than a spanner in situations where a food source is needed. Nowhere is this better demonstrated than in the battle waterloo where for want of an apple a small budgie was born that went on to be lord of all bartenders in a dimension of nothing but cushions and slightly sharp bits of glass shaped like pop stars.
The moral of this story is that very little can be explained unless you know Esperanto, and then only really about half of it can. -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Thu, July 14, 2005 - 8:29 PMI only understood about half of our story. Could you repeat it for me?
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Thu, July 14, 2005 - 8:32 PMAre you sure it was a budgie? Perhaps it was really a Vag Badger. -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Thu, July 14, 2005 - 8:34 PMOr it might have been Bruce Willis' reincarnated back hair. -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Tue, July 19, 2005 - 3:07 PMYou sir, are made of tea. -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Tue, July 19, 2005 - 3:18 PMnot all of me. Only the "tea" parts
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Wed, July 20, 2005 - 6:56 AMYOU LIE!!!!!!!!! It is really a clone of leonard maltin's dog!!!!! -
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Re: mirror mirror on the wall who is the most bizarre one of them all?
Wed, July 20, 2005 - 8:43 AMno no, you have it wrong. I lay. I am really the semipermiable membrane, known as fascia.
There are grass stains on my warheads
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