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ANTS

topic posted Tue, July 26, 2005 - 10:59 AM by 
Too many things are crawling in my head. I think if I coudl just work the screwdriver in, I can scare them all out. Anyone have a herring?
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  • Nemea
    Nemea
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    Re: ANTS

    Wed, July 27, 2005 - 2:10 AM
    Ants ants ants! Everyone is talking about ants these days! Ants are everywhere!
    In my experience, one can charm the ants with champagne and a candlelight dinner. Or you can try hanging upside down and some aaaaaaaaaa

    um...some uh...

    I think the ants may have made off with my cerebral cortex. I am now an ant savant. wow.
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    • Re: ANTS

      Wed, July 27, 2005 - 9:13 AM
      Obey the ant. Store sugar in your mouth. Invade the offending picnic.
      My aunt was once an ant, but now she is a beatlemaniac.
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  • Will
    Will
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    Re: ANTS

    Wed, July 27, 2005 - 4:19 PM
    Don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you, there might come a day when he's treading on you, don't tread on an ant you'l end up black and blue, cut of his head legs come looking for you!
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    • Re: ANTS

      Wed, July 27, 2005 - 4:27 PM
      That damn ant insulted my sister. I'll ruin it's credit rating and spread filthy lies about it.
      Stupid? "say what?"

      I said STUPID!
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