Anyone else want to be a bat when they grow up? Except for the huge nose issue, I am all over it.
I could see at work.
Man at Work: "Hello Vicious! How is your day going?"
Vicious: "Squeeeeeee"
I could see at work.
Man at Work: "Hello Vicious! How is your day going?"
Vicious: "Squeeeeeee"
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Re: Bats
Wed, March 23, 2005 - 6:10 PMI hope you're working nights, V.
The bat thing sounds good to me too. But who's gonna clean up all that guano? -
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Re: Bats
Wed, March 23, 2005 - 10:51 PMI want to be bat used by mafia thugs when they break the legs of people who don't pay their protection money. I haven't decided though as to whether I would want to be wooden or aluminum. Metal seems cooler but I would dent far to easily. But if I was wood it would be easier for me to break in two. -
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Re: Bats
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 6:15 AMAs an italian and a member of the mafia, I resent your statement about breaking legs, Mr. TONY...
C'mere so I can bust yer fingers. I don wanchoo tawkin like dat again! -
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Re: Bats
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 11:03 AMwho said anything about the Italian mafia. I was speaking of the Yiddish mafia. -
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Re: Bats
Thu, March 24, 2005 - 12:16 PMAs a member of the yiddish mafia I resent the implication that all we do is break legs with bats. Alumenum bats aren't kosher, anyway. Use wooden ones like a mensh.
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